You can only love one person the same.

 

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

(Source: 9gag)

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

How do you sharpen it is the real question here…

(Source: nicodiangelbabe)

thelandandthelaw:

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

Damnit, Jane. Let me back in the house. We can get through this. I’m sorry I rode the kids bike again, she’ll be alright. I’m her father. Jane, open the door. 

thelandandthelaw:

unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

Damnit, Jane. Let me back in the house. We can get through this. I’m sorry I rode the kids bike again, she’ll be alright. I’m her father. Jane, open the door. 

(Source: yeahiwasintheshit)